Daily Government Quotes




  • Fortunately somebody wiped it off before Michelle saw it.
  • President Barack Obama, referring to the lipstick stain he had after singer Katy Perry's grandmother kissed him backstage at a campaign rally in the battleground state of Nevada.


  • You think this guy has a right to vote? Not in my world.
  • Joseph DeLorenzo, chairman of the Cranston, R.I., Board of Canvassers, referring to a person who served nearly 40 years in prison for killing a child and applied for an absentee ballot. DeLorenzo refused the convict's request and quit his job after the state Board of Elections warned he could face prosecution for doing so.





  • I don’t know if I feel betrayed or not, but right now I’m confused.
  • Angel Nunez, a bishop at the Bilingual Christian Church of Baltimore, who supports making some undocumented immigrants eligible for in-state tuition but opposes same-sex marriage -- both issues are on the Maryland November ballot. Immigration advocacy organizations recently formed an alliance with gay rights groups to urge passage of both.



  • Hello boys, thank you for calling me on my anniversary.
  • The recording on a phone sex hotline that people heard when they tried to call a toll-free hotline to learn more about the meningitis outbreak in Florida. Gov. Rick Scott mistakenly gave out the wrong number, mixing up one of the digits.


  • We don't hesitate one minute to blow our own horn.
  • Harold McKinney, Boyle County Judge-Executive in Danville, Ky., which is hosting the vice presidential debate Thursday. The town of 16,000 has won several honors, including being named one of the best, most beautiful small towns in America.
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