Last week The Onion said I was going to become a male stripper. That was my secret plan B if we lost the election.

November 30, 2012

Education Secretary Arne Duncan, joking that he's more likely to become a stripper -- which the satirical newspaper The Onion suggested -- than secretary of state after New York Times columnist Tom Friedman said he would be a good replacement for Hillary Clinton.

Source: Politico