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Last week The Onion said I was going to become a male stripper. That was my secret plan B if we lost the election.

Education Secretary Arne Duncan, joking that he's more likely to become a stripper -- which the satirical newspaper The Onion suggested -- than secretary of state after New York Times columnist Tom Friedman said he would be a good replacement for Hillary Clinton.

Education Secretary Arne Duncan, joking that he's more likely to become a stripper -- which the satirical newspaper The Onion suggested -- than secretary of state after New York Times columnist Tom Friedman said he would be a good replacement for Hillary Clinton.

Caroline Cournoyer is GOVERNING's senior web editor.