“After a few hours of sleep and zero signs of injury (other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices), he was safely released back to the wild.”

Hanover County Animal Protection and Shelter, in a Facebook post describing the aftermath of an incident at an Ashland, Va., liquor store, where a raccoon broke in, smashed several bottles of bourbon and passed out drunk on the bathroom floor. Officers found the “masked bandit” lying next to the toilet and transported the critter to the shelter to sober up before being released. (CBS News)