But it's actually a really outrageous story. This legislator in Massachusetts wants to make sure his kid can't eat a Fluffernutter sandwich --- you know, peanut butter and marshmallow cream on bread --- every day at school.
He's not even calling for a full ban on Fluff; he just wants to limit it to once a week servings.
Can't we all agree that it's not a good idea for schools to feed kids Fluffernutter sandwiches?
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