Weapons of Undead Destruction
These kids today! With their weird clothes and crazy hair. And their weapons of mass destruction. Well, not so much. See, when police in ...
Well, not so much. See, when police in Minneapolis arrested seven oddly attired people last Saturday night, the cops thought they might have cruel intentions. In fact, the crew was held until Monday afternoon on suspicion of having "simulated weapons of mass destruction."
It turns out, the kids were just having a "zombie dance party." The suspected weapons? Radios.
See, they weren't trying to blow anything up. They just wanted...to eat your brain!!!