We would like you to call the Gilbert Police Department if you see the following ... Big Bird operating a motor vehicle in an unsafe manner. ... Angry Birds laughing and giggling uncontrollably and appearing to be happy.

A tongue-in-cheek news release from the Gilbert, Minn., Police Department, after it received a lot of calls about "birds that appear to be under the influence, flying into windows and acting confused." They said not to worry about the birds' strange behavior and attributed it to an early frost causing berries to ferment faster than normal.