So these two guys walk into a Virginia DMV office...
Seriously, have you seen this? These two guys painted their faces in disguise and went to get drivers licenses. They got the IDs easily -- surprisingly easily, they said, since it's so obvious they're wearing disguises.
Here's a video of the whole thing.
Warning 1) One guy dresses up as a cartoonish Asian, and it's pretty racist. Seriously, it makes Mickey Rooney's character in "Breakfast at Tiffany's" look culturally sensitive.
Warning 2) The closing credits of the vid are pretty graphic and offensive, as well.