The town of Clark, TX, was wiped off the map earlier this week. Don't worry--the town didn't get washed away in a flood or flattened by a tornado. Clark just changed its name.
From now on, the town will be known as DISH, as part of a marketing strategy by the DISH satellite television network. The residents--all 125 of them---will get free satellite TV for a decade.
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