86ed Over TP
When I was in college, I knew this girl who took great pride in the fact that, in four years of school -- three spent ...
When I was in college, I knew this girl who took great pride in the fact that, in four years of school -- three spent in an off-campus apartment -- she never once paid for a roll of toilet paper. She and her roommate would just routinely take a roll from whatever restaurant, bar or classroom building they happened to be in. She carried a really big purse.
Anyway, she wouldn't have lasted a day over at the Dallas police department.
Last week, they fired a 15-year veteran detective for stealing some rolls of toilet paper and some paper towels. The detective denies that she ever stole anything.
The value of the purportedly purloined paper goods? $8.40.
Join the Discussion
After you comment, click Post. You can enter an anonymous Display Name or connect to a social profile.
States with Serious Abortion Restrictions Also Have Poor Health Outcomes7 hours ago
The End of the Traffic Jam?7 hours ago
Cybersecurity Worries of State Governments8 hours ago
St. Louis Police Unit to Focus Specifically on Police Shootings8 hours ago
Colorado Court Weighs Legality of Firing for Off-the-Job Pot Use10 hours ago
Marijuana Decriminalization Takes Effect in Maryland10 hours ago