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When I was in college, I knew this girl who took great pride in the fact that, in four years of school -- three spent ...
by | August 1, 2006

Tp_3 When I was in college, I knew this girl who took great pride in the fact that, in four years of school -- three spent in an off-campus apartment -- she never once paid for a roll of toilet paper.  She and her roommate would just routinely take a roll from whatever restaurant, bar or classroom building they happened to be in.  She carried a really big purse.

Anyway, she wouldn't have lasted a day over at the Dallas police department.

Last week, they fired a 15-year veteran detective for stealing some rolls of toilet paper and some paper towels. The detective denies that she ever stole anything.

The value of the purportedly purloined paper goods? $8.40. 

Zach Patton  |  Executive Editor
zpatton@governing.com  | 

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