Letterman's Top Ten
Courtesy of Politico : "Eliot Spitzer Excuses"10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."9. "Hookers is fun."8. "Just trying ...
Courtesy of Politico :
"Eliot Spitzer Excuses"
10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."
9. "Hookers is fun."
8. "Just trying to help the economy."
7. "Have you ever been to Albany?"
6."It's part of my new MTV prank show, 'Spitz'd.'"
5."Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died."
4. "Uh, tainted beef?"
3."Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it--you married fellas know what I'm talking about."
2."Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics."
1."I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago."
Join the Discussion
After you comment, click Post. You can enter an anonymous Display Name or connect to a social profile.
The Week in Public Finance: Moody About Ratings, the Worst-Funded Pension and Data Disappointment1 day ago
Some States Call for Bigger Cuts in Greenhouse Gas Emissions2 days ago
Jeb Bush’s Medicaid Fix: More Choices, Fewer Benefits?2 days ago
Ex-Virginia Lawmaker Vows to Marry the Teenager He Got Pregnant (and Run for Senate)2 days ago
6 Baltimore Police Officers Indicted in Freddie Gray's Death2 days ago
Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage in Alabama, But Not Yet2 days ago