Letterman's Top Ten
Courtesy of Politico : "Eliot Spitzer Excuses"10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."9. "Hookers is fun."8. "Just trying ...
Courtesy of Politico :
"Eliot Spitzer Excuses"
10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."
9. "Hookers is fun."
8. "Just trying to help the economy."
7. "Have you ever been to Albany?"
6."It's part of my new MTV prank show, 'Spitz'd.'"
5."Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died."
4. "Uh, tainted beef?"
3."Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it--you married fellas know what I'm talking about."
2."Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics."
1."I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago."
We invite you to discuss and comment on this article using social media.
DOJ Sends Warning to 9 Immigrant Sanctuaries2 days ago
Omaha Mayoral Race Stirs National Debate as DNC Endorses Anti-Abortion Democrat2 days ago
Florida Senator Resigns Over Racist, Sexist Insults2 days ago
How Cities and States Are Shielding Immigrants’ Data From Federal Officials2 days ago
Arkansas Carries Out First Execution Since 20052 days ago
FDA: States Can't Import Execution Drugs2 days ago