Letterman's Top Ten
Courtesy of Politico : "Eliot Spitzer Excuses"10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."9. "Hookers is fun."8. "Just trying ...
Courtesy of Politico :
"Eliot Spitzer Excuses"
10. "Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring."
9. "Hookers is fun."
8. "Just trying to help the economy."
7. "Have you ever been to Albany?"
6."It's part of my new MTV prank show, 'Spitz'd.'"
5."Haven't been myself since Roy Scheider died."
4. "Uh, tainted beef?"
3."Whether it's a hooker or your wife, you're always paying for it--you married fellas know what I'm talking about."
2."Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics."
1."I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago."
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